Ummmm WTF???????

Welcome to the Florida General Election everyone!!! Anyone else feel like we should cut off this state from the rest of the Continent?

I mean why not?
1. It looks like a wiener
2. we get stupid ads like this that obviously have no thought
3. It looks like a wiener

Ok, I understand now. I'm supposed to actually apply those wide sweeping generalizations. Which means that if we shouldn't let the "buff, dark skinned" guy on the plane, then we shouldn't let that old, white haired man drive a car, because he would probably kill us all.

Oh, and blonde girls are stupid in the Land of Fanelli!!!

from Cynical-C.com