Oct 7, 2010

Jul 24, 2010

Stuff No One Told Me


Great blog created by Alex Noriega with illustrations detailing things no one told him, but that he got to learn the hard way. I'm definitely going to buy a poster of the one above, so perfect.
[Stuff No One Told Me]

Ron Livingston as Keyboard Cat


Jul 6, 2010

Lohan Behind Bars...


Lilo was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation in her DUI case. OH NO LILO!
Stupid bitch, and excuse me if that offends you more then people driving drunk. [stfu Jason]

Full video [TMZ]

And also.....dis.....


which is awesome..

Jul 5, 2010

Big Bang Big Boom - New Animation from Blu

BIG BAG BIG BOOM - the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.


a great new animation from Blu described as "an unscientific point of view on the beginning and evolution of life...and how it could probably end."

[source]

Jun 30, 2010

Iphone 4!!!


iPhone 4 Vs HTC Evo - Watch more Funny Videos

Damn Gurl....


The Arctic Spyder III Lightsaber Laser


Ok, yah the video isn't anything awesome like the laser setting things on fire, but still pretty amazing when they compared along side the other portable laser device. Only $200!

List of things to do with laser:
1: set matches on fire
2: set the whole box of matches on fire
3: cut paper
4: attach to my Nerf gun
5: give someone a tattoo

Whale-eating whale...


this will create quite a problem for the people from Whale Wars.

Jun 25, 2010

Dur Dur Dur.....


So apparently.....the new iphone 4g has some awesome new features!!
If you hold the phone in just the right way you can reduce your connection bars! To make them go back up, all you have to do is let go of the phone! You can remove this feature by buying a rubber case which doesn't allow you to connect the iphone to its charger. Awesome!
[img]
info on the iphone 4g [gizmodo]

PS: Apples says its not their problem!

Tiny Turtle Stops Plane...

Two sisters flying from Atlanta caused their taxiing plane to stop and return to the gate, because of their tiny two inch turtle. The flight attendants told the girls that they could not get back on the plane with the pet. AirTran only allows cats, dogs, and household birds in the cabin during flights. Makes sense, and AirTran's reasoning behind the no reptile policy is that they might carry salmonella and that they would rather risk lice, flees, tics, ringworm, and cat/dog salmonella. Apparently the reptile version of salmonella is a more deadly strain.

Now this part of the story is up in the air. The girls are saying that they were instructed/told to throw the animal away by employees. AirTran of course refuses this to be true and says that they only told the girls they could not come back on the plane with their pet. They offered the sisters to take a later flight back at no charge, but the girls refused. The eldest sister Rebecca asked the employees to watch the turtle as their father was coming right back to the airport to pick it up, but apparently AirTran doesn't have the staffing nor the facilities to take care of people's pets; even for thirty minutes.

So the poor tiny turtle ended up in an airport garbage can. Where he would hopefully be discovered by the father and apparently AirTran does have staff to help people look for tiny stashed turtles in the garbage, but not to watch them. Thankfully the ramp supervisor had rescued the turtle and given it to another employee, who took it home to her 5 year-old son.
Eventually the two inch turtle made it back to its rightful owners, flying cargo of course.


PETA's [field day]

Jun 24, 2010

Youtube + Vuvuzela = love?


Youtube has added a new feature!! It allows you to experience your favorite videos as if you were at the World Cup! Just click the soccer ball for awesome ear rape action!
Here's a classic youtube video you can test it out on!! [Washington]

Try it out!!

Also:
- experience any website as if you were at the 2010 World Cup!

This just in!

Why yes I would eat that...


Jun 23, 2010

Texas Republicans Seek to Criminalize



Texas Republicans recently unveiled a policy platform that includes a statement of support for legislation that would make it a felony to issue a marriage license to same-sex couples as well as for an official to perform a marriage ceremony for gay partners wishing to wed.

Jun 16, 2010

Fuck No.


Real question, why fucking only Lincoln turns blue? Oh boy 3d!!!!!
Who be in dis?:
The film, which features the voice acting talents of Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Anton Yelchin, Fred Armisen, John Oliver, Paul Reubens, B. J. Novak, and Kenan Thompson, alongside the acting talents of Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, and Hank Azaria (as Gargamel), is slated to open wide August 3, 2011.

Futebol

lolwat?

LOST Map


Fail

Jun 5, 2010

AdidasstarwarssnoopdoggbeckhamdaftpunkarmstrongFIFAWorldCup....etc.


Its pretty entertaining, best part is Snoop Dogg and Beckham.
This is promoting their new line of Star Wars apparel. I got one of the reprinted New Hope shirts, its pretty nice. What I really want is some Rebel Pilot Shoes.

May 31, 2010

Best John Locke Tattoo Ever


Friend from Mass. sent me this pic of his friend's John Locke tattoo. Probably the best lost tattoo I have ever seen. The quote on the side is "Don't tell me what I can't do." (of course)

May 30, 2010

Portland Posters



Poster created out of my process for the shirts I made for Dull Pen Collective.
Soon to be screen printed, just need to find time to re-screen my two screens. Sadly ripped the last screen while exposing my print for the small show we had 'Illuminating the Deer.' But soon, very soon..........

May 17, 2010

Exit Through The Gift Shop



Banksy Film showing at the fox tower...

Who wants to go this Thursday??
Times are 12:05, 2:50, 5:25, 7:50, 10:15

I'm going to the lecture at Adidas (10:30-12:00) so was going to shoot for the 2:50 showing.
ubedwnwidis?

May 12, 2010

The

Deleted: I realize now that this should be kept in house

edited: for over dramatization by myself.

Ummmm WTF???????



Welcome to the Florida General Election everyone!!! Anyone else feel like we should cut off this state from the rest of the Continent?

I mean why not?
1. It looks like a wiener
2. we get stupid ads like this that obviously have no thought
3. It looks like a wiener

Ok, I understand now. I'm supposed to actually apply those wide sweeping generalizations. Which means that if we shouldn't let the "buff, dark skinned" guy on the plane, then we shouldn't let that old, white haired man drive a car, because he would probably kill us all.

Oh, and blonde girls are stupid in the Land of Fanelli!!!

from Cynical-C.com

May 3, 2010

Apr 28, 2010

http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/headline_of_the_year_so_far.php