Pocket

If you didn't know yet.

2011-01-21T19:28:00.000-08:00

I moved the blog to tumblr.

http://iampocket.tumblr.com/

Cause Jason Apwnte didn't know.

Follow it there, better layout.

Wait, what?

2010-10-10T21:11:00.001-07:00

newlogo.png

2010-10-07T00:12:00.001-07:00

With a file name like newlogo.png I think it is here to stay.

source [Brand New]

Never Say No to Panda

2010-09-21T14:48:00.001-07:00

Conan O'Brien Question Time

2010-09-21T14:23:00.001-07:00

TapeArt w/Stella & Rex & Jurij Lozic

2010-09-21T12:33:00.001-07:00

TapeArt - Stella & Rex & Jurij Lozic from Multipraktik on Vimeo.

Scream Seal

2010-09-15T22:20:00.000-07:00

Remi Gaillard (Urban Bull Fighting)

2010-09-09T01:01:00.000-07:00

Now I want some baby carrots.

2010-09-09T00:50:00.001-07:00

MIB

2010-08-23T23:47:00.000-07:00

[gawker]

Party Panda

2010-08-20T20:15:00.000-07:00

[Original Panda]

[Bed Intruder Song]

FUCK YOU!

2010-08-20T16:39:00.001-07:00

I accidentally Illustrator

2010-08-19T08:44:00.000-07:00

Oh that would be great.

2010-08-15T02:23:00.000-07:00

New best TF2 friend

2010-08-15T02:20:00.001-07:00

I hope he accepts my steam friend request.

I feel bad that I can't stop laughing

2010-08-04T12:36:00.000-07:00

It makes you feel bad, but is still so funny.

[original]

2010-08-02T07:06:00.000-07:00

[reddit]

Stuff No One Told Me

2010-07-24T23:00:00.000-07:00

Great blog created by Alex Noriega with illustrations detailing things no one told him, but that he got to learn the hard way. I'm definitely going to buy a poster of the one above, so perfect.
[Stuff No One Told Me]

Ron Livingston as Keyboard Cat

2010-07-24T22:50:00.000-07:00

[reference]

Dominoes...

2010-07-19T15:21:00.000-07:00

Oil...

2010-07-09T00:25:00.001-07:00

[Flickr]

How to steal a bumper....

2010-07-08T00:37:00.001-07:00

...if you suck at it.

spoon...

2010-07-07T22:38:00.000-07:00

[reddit]

[reference]

Billy West is awesome...

2010-07-07T22:29:00.000-07:00

always great when you hear a voice actor unload their repertoire on you.

Lohan Behind Bars...

2010-07-06T18:21:00.000-07:00

Lilo was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation in her DUI case. OH NO LILO!

Stupid bitch, and excuse me if that offends you more then people driving drunk. [stfu Jason]

Full video [TMZ]

And also.....dis.....

which is awesome..

[ontd]

Big Bang Big Boom - New Animation from Blu

2010-07-05T11:10:00.000-07:00

BIG BAG BIG BOOM - the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

a great new animation from Blu described as "an unscientific point of view on the beginning and evolution of life...and how it could probably end."

[source]

IRdisappoint

2010-07-01T13:37:00.001-07:00

Iphone 4!!!

2010-06-30T21:22:00.000-07:00

iPhone 4 Vs HTC Evo - Watch more Funny Videos

Damn Gurl....

2010-06-30T21:06:00.000-07:00

[ESPN]

The Arctic Spyder III Lightsaber Laser

2010-06-30T17:50:00.000-07:00

Ok, yah the video isn't anything awesome like the laser setting things on fire, but still pretty amazing when they compared along side the other portable laser device. Only $200!

List of things to do with laser:

1: set matches on fire

2: set the whole box of matches on fire

3: cut paper

4: attach to my Nerf gun

5: give someone a tattoo

[gizmodo]

Whale-eating whale...

2010-06-30T17:38:00.001-07:00

this will create quite a problem for the people from Whale Wars.

[source]

I shoot guns...

2010-06-29T11:08:00.000-07:00

so you should vote for me...

She seems like the "Palin" of Arizona.

Also: "STAY ON TARGET, STAY ON TARGET!!"

Cute...

2010-06-29T10:31:00.000-07:00

[reddit]

You should probably do this...

2010-06-28T16:08:00.000-07:00

doet! And see what happens.
[BestWeekEver]

Thanks New York Post....

2010-06-28T10:22:00.000-07:00

...for making it all better!

Al Gore...

2010-06-28T10:11:00.001-07:00

I now understand the situation completely.

Dur Dur Dur.....

2010-06-25T15:06:00.000-07:00

So apparently.....the new iphone 4g has some awesome new features!!

If you hold the phone in just the right way you can reduce your connection bars! To make them go back up, all you have to do is let go of the phone! You can remove this feature by buying a rubber case which doesn't allow you to connect the iphone to its charger. Awesome!

[img]

info on the iphone 4g [gizmodo]

PS: Apples says its not their problem!

Tiny Turtle Stops Plane...

2010-06-25T08:17:00.000-07:00

Two sisters flying from Atlanta caused their taxiing plane to stop and return to the gate, because of their tiny two inch turtle. The flight attendants told the girls that they could not get back on the plane with the pet. AirTran only allows cats, dogs, and household birds in the cabin during flights. Makes sense, and AirTran's reasoning behind the no reptile policy is that they might carry salmonella and that they would rather risk lice, flees, tics, ringworm, and cat/dog salmonella. Apparently the reptile version of salmonella is a more deadly strain.

Now this part of the story is up in the air. The girls are saying that they were instructed/told to throw the animal away by employees. AirTran of course refuses this to be true and says that they only told the girls they could not come back on the plane with their pet. They offered the sisters to take a later flight back at no charge, but the girls refused. The eldest sister Rebecca asked the employees to watch the turtle as their father was coming right back to the airport to pick it up, but apparently AirTran doesn't have the staffing nor the facilities to take care of people's pets; even for thirty minutes.

So the poor tiny turtle ended up in an airport garbage can. Where he would hopefully be discovered by the father and apparently AirTran does have staff to help people look for tiny stashed turtles in the garbage, but not to watch them. Thankfully the ramp supervisor had rescued the turtle and given it to another employee, who took it home to her 5 year-old son.

Eventually the two inch turtle made it back to its rightful owners, flying cargo of course.

PETA's [field day]

[source]

Youtube + Vuvuzela = love?

2010-06-24T19:46:00.000-07:00

Youtube has added a new feature!! It allows you to experience your favorite videos as if you were at the World Cup! Just click the soccer ball for awesome ear rape action!

Here's a classic youtube video you can test it out on!! [Washington]

Try it out!!

Also:

- Vuvuzela?

- http://www.banvuvuzela.com/

- experience any website as if you were at the 2010 World Cup!

This just in!

2010-06-24T19:27:00.001-07:00

Why yes I would eat that...

2010-06-24T15:42:00.000-07:00

[source]

Texas Republicans Seek to Criminalize

2010-06-23T07:30:00.000-07:00

Texas Republicans recently unveiled a policy platform that includes a statement of support for legislation that would make it a felony to issue a marriage license to same-sex couples as well as for an official to perform a marriage ceremony for gay partners wishing to wed.

[huffpost]

Sucks Bra..

2010-06-17T19:53:00.001-07:00

[source]

Fuck No.

2010-06-16T19:19:00.001-07:00

Sadly it's true.

Real question, why fucking only Lincoln turns blue? Oh boy 3d!!!!!

Who be in dis?:

The film, which features the voice acting talents of Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Alan Cumming, Anton Yelchin, Fred Armisen, John Oliver, Paul Reubens, B. J. Novak, and Kenan Thompson, alongside the acting talents of Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, and Hank Azaria (as Gargamel), is slated to open wide August 3, 2011.

Futebol

2010-06-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

lolwat?

2010-06-16T16:11:00.000-07:00

LOST Map

2010-06-16T16:02:00.000-07:00

[highres]

Fail

2010-06-16T16:00:00.001-07:00

Shampon

2010-06-15T17:33:00.000-07:00

Jesus Touched by Lighting

2010-06-15T15:03:00.001-07:00

This giant Jesus was struck by lighting and burned down to it's steel structure.

[source]

My Friend Tom

2010-06-10T10:19:00.001-07:00

he likes snakes.

Freedom From Porn

2010-06-09T17:21:00.000-07:00

Ipad adbusting.

Supercide?

2010-06-09T17:13:00.000-07:00

"Superman's Suicide" by don-lucho

[link]

My Friend Jason

2010-06-09T16:47:00.000-07:00

Jason loves ice cream!!

Jason's Response

AdidasstarwarssnoopdoggbeckhamdaftpunkarmstrongFIFAWorldCup....etc.

2010-06-05T08:51:00.000-07:00

Its pretty entertaining, best part is Snoop Dogg and Beckham.

This is promoting their new line of Star Wars apparel. I got one of the reprinted New Hope shirts, its pretty nice. What I really want is some Rebel Pilot Shoes.

Gaza Strip....Greenwald vs. Spitzer

2010-06-02T10:38:00.000-07:00

Comments about the recent Israeli raid on relief ships.
Here is a good New York Times article about the accounts of the activists on the ships

Twilight Reviewed...

2010-06-02T10:32:00.000-07:00

MIT Science Fiction Society's review of the Stephanie Meyer book "Twilight" was just this photo.

Death to all but Kicking

2010-06-01T09:06:00.000-07:00

every kick! (thx sh!tbird)

[Everything is Terrible]

[imdb]

I'm here to dance....

2010-06-01T08:46:00.000-07:00

Electric Daisy Carnival audition......sexy.

Rainbow Power activates at about 1:16!!!

Best John Locke Tattoo Ever

2010-05-31T13:33:00.001-07:00

Friend from Mass. sent me this pic of his friend's John Locke tattoo. Probably the best lost tattoo I have ever seen. The quote on the side is "Don't tell me what I can't do." (of course)

Portland Posters

2010-05-30T00:36:00.000-07:00

Poster created out of my process for the shirts I made for Dull Pen Collective.
Soon to be screen printed, just need to find time to re-screen my two screens. Sadly ripped the last screen while exposing my print for the small show we had 'Illuminating the Deer.' But soon, very soon..........

Tagged

2010-05-29T23:55:00.001-07:00

[reddit]

Google Gravity

2010-05-28T09:39:00.002-07:00

http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google_gravity/

try and use it for searching.

2010-05-27T00:30:00.003-07:00

[source]

2010-05-27T00:10:00.001-07:00

Exit Through The Gift Shop

2010-05-17T10:34:00.000-07:00

Banksy Film showing at the fox tower...

Who wants to go this Thursday??
Times are 12:05, 2:50, 5:25, 7:50, 10:15

I'm going to the lecture at Adidas (10:30-12:00) so was going to shoot for the 2:50 showing.
ubedwnwidis?

I hate these people...

2010-05-14T21:56:00.000-07:00

source: Reddit

The

2010-05-12T13:49:00.000-07:00

Deleted: I realize now that this should be kept in house

edited: for over dramatization by myself.

Ummmm WTF???????

2010-05-12T00:42:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Florida General Election everyone!!! Anyone else feel like we should cut off this state from the rest of the Continent?

I mean why not?
1. It looks like a wiener
2. we get stupid ads like this that obviously have no thought
3. It looks like a wiener

Ok, I understand now. I'm supposed to actually apply those wide sweeping generalizations. Which means that if we shouldn't let the "buff, dark skinned" guy on the plane, then we shouldn't let that old, white haired man drive a car, because he would probably kill us all.

Oh, and blonde girls are stupid in the Land of Fanelli!!!

from Cynical-C.com

Starck + Kartell = Mr. Impossible

2010-05-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

BIEBERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-05-07T00:45:00.001-07:00

Maybe he writes good music.........?

Nice Logo

2010-05-06T16:42:00.000-07:00

24 rooms in a 344 square foot apartment?

2010-05-04T00:31:00.000-07:00

hell yes.

Tim Minchin + Fraser Davidson

2010-05-03T23:16:00.000-07:00

Tim Minchin is very brilliant and Fraser Davidson's animation of this song is simply beautiful.

It is actually pretty awesome....

2010-05-01T10:08:00.001-07:00

...and I want one.

2010-04-28T09:06:00.001-07:00

http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/headline_of_the_year_so_far.php

Yah.....saw it and had to do it

2010-04-27T21:19:00.000-07:00

Toys R Usless

2010-04-26T14:52:00.001-07:00

U.S. Bankrupt

2010-04-26T01:04:00.001-07:00

T Woods....

2010-04-11T22:37:00.000-07:00

point of origin

Infographics by: Phil Gyford

2010-04-09T20:17:00.000-07:00

lawl! :3

point of origin

TrustoCorp

2010-04-04T23:15:00.001-07:00

New great work from TrustoCorp

TrustoCorp Flckr

Fing Brilliant!

2010-04-02T22:34:00.001-07:00

I don't think we hired the right people....

2010-03-27T18:07:00.000-07:00

or people are just stupid.

Brilliant!

2010-03-27T11:34:00.000-07:00

Love it, love it, love it

Only today could this happen.....

2010-03-26T01:52:00.001-07:00

When the phrase "Baby Killer" can be part of your campaign platform. Woot for 2010.

40goats and 20cows!

2010-03-21T10:03:00.000-07:00

Winter Review

2010-03-17T19:39:00.001-07:00

Maybe Weather.

2010-03-02T13:49:00.001-08:00

Louisiana....FAST

2010-03-02T11:30:00.000-08:00

Stormy Daniels, more renowned for being a porn star is thinking about running against the incumbent David Vitter in her home state.

Hell, Sen. Brown got elected.

article here

No money, more problems

2010-03-02T11:23:00.000-08:00

Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning has made himself into a d-bag. He has halted the extension of provisions from last years stimulus bill. Meaning that 200,000 people will lose their unemployment benefits prematurely.

article here

Legal Bomb.....

2010-03-01T23:28:00.000-08:00

A couple things....

2010-03-01T23:09:00.001-08:00

These are mostly so I can link to them when I need to....

Clayton Morris (Fox & Friends)

http://www.claytonmorris.com/

http://www.hackcollege.com/blog/2010/2/17/college-will-make-you-stupid.html

more on college is a waste, this coming from Time Magazine

http://www.hackcollege.com/blog/2010/2/25/the-case-against-college-education-via-time.html

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1967580,00.html

He graduated from Pittsburgh in 1999, must be stupid as well.

Fake Tits Save Lives

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-silicone-bullet25-2010feb25,0,1532754.story?track=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+latimes/mostviewed+(L.A.+Times+-+Most+Viewed+Stories)

The D cup stands for Dangerous!

what you know about that...?

2010-02-25T10:38:00.001-08:00

I'm sorry, but wtf

2010-02-24T22:40:00.000-08:00

So first read this.......................

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/24/nyregion/24perjury.html

Then listen:

WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

RUSERIOUS?

I read elsewhere that the reason why she did this was because she was angry at her friends for being angry at her that she ditched them at the club. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, to make them feel sorry and care about her she told them she had been raped.

Attention whore? yes!

Thus the supposed rapist went to jail, but now FOUR YEARS LATER she feels BAD that SHE LIED.

Of course she will be going to jail, but only for a possible 3 years and is up for bail at 1 year. As far as I am concerned she should receive the exact same time that he got.

Something for 2010-2011 BFA Candidates

2010-02-17T17:26:00.000-08:00

I wanted to throw this up now hoping that some of the current Digital Art Students who are looking to apply for the BFA would see this. This is something that I wish someone would have told before so I would have hit the ground running.

Many of you probably have a lot of questions about what this 5th year in Portland is all about. Well, a lot of it is self driven work that YOU (thats right YOU) are interested in. It is about doing projects that you have thought of but never had the time to accomplish these last 4 years.

I would say not to come in with a very set goal of what you are going to do, but with the mindset that you will produce a lot of work.

The classes are as structured as you make them! For our class we meet twice a week and share weekly what we have been working on and how our projects have advanced in 7 days. We also share side projects like the Lip Sync videos Liz Bayan and I make. Daniel, Nawal, Chris and I made a collaborative t-shirt brand called Dull Pen and sold some shirts at an auction. I am also continuing my work from that show of the PDX Streets and will hopefully get the Upper Playground store in Portland to sell them. Another goal that I set for myself was to make 1 new vinyl character a week, sadly I have failed myself. I am about 6 weeks behind on characters, but still will keep the goal.

I would say my big thing is keep busy and keep doing what interests you. The last 4 years you have been handed projects and if you were like me you didn't do much outside of the required projects. Now is the time to make up for that slacker mentality. Unplug yourself from World of Warcraft and go make an illustration about the time Michael Salter told you that he picks his nose.

This is a very jumbled collection of thoughts that I have thrown out and I do apologize for the poor arrangement of the English language that I call my writing.

I hope you are showing this at the lecture that is happening right now (feb17, 5:46). Anyway good luck and CHECK OUT OUR BLOGS it is good insight to how the year works.
AND START YOUR OWN BLOG, not for others but for yourself. ITS PRETTY MUCH A FUCKING DIARY ONLINE USE IT. IT HELPS.

thanks bye

Business Cards

2010-02-17T12:19:00.000-08:00

I know they look like an actors business card, but they would just be amazing awesome.

I am making these on moo.com

Digital Arts We dun gud!

2010-02-17T12:18:00.000-08:00

I really want to know who did this cause they are awesome.

FTWalrus

2010-02-16T13:45:00.000-08:00

Paul Shirley

2010-02-16T13:33:00.001-08:00